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Sometimes I get texts from my friends that I think are Hilarious. Here are a few that made me giggle in the last week or so.

Kendra: "My brother just asked me if i wanted to go planking in walmart. That's how exciting my life is."

Let me give you a little back ground history on this one. Bryan butt dials me AT LEAST 4 times a week. Sometimes SEVERAL times a day. So I woke up the other morning with a text from him that said "Hey for all the times I have butt called you I can say you are my booty call!"

Raegan.: "Today I learned that you should never wear flip flops in the Lowe's garden center.Especially after it rains." she proceeded to tell me how she ate it in front of the hot employee. I'm just glad I'm not the only one who does that :)